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(Class motto, Jae-seok is watching.)
- So I called you then and... - Well then, I was....
- But you... - Young-chul. Young-chul!
Ready? Action.
- Young-chul! - Wow, he came in smiling.
(Awkward)
Let's give him a round of applause.
Do you know how much I missed you? Have you been well?
- Did you really miss me? - Of course.
You were even on the news. How amazing.
- We're so proud. - I heard it was a big news.
There's something that came up to my mind as I was thinking about you.
- Remember that Shin-dong said he can see the future? - I remember that time.
- He was right after all. - What did he say?
He said Young-chul will go abroad.
I think Young-chul will go to the U.S.
- As an immigrant? - No.
Do I go as an immigrant or what?
I don't know the specifics, but I just think you will.
I can just sense you going abroad.
He went this time.
This is the best chance for you to make inroads overseas.
Whether you go as an immigrant or something, we'll support you all the way.
While I was in Germany, I realized that I need to make myself more known in Korea.
That's right. My mom said you have a great fortune.
If you go abroad... Oh I'm not supposed to talk about fortunes.
- What are they? - Who are they?
What's going on?
Is this the so-called hottest high school?
What are you looking at?
What? We weren't looking.
What are you looking at?
(Talking nonsense)
- This is the so-called hottest high school, right? - That's right.
- We came here to take this school over. - That's what we came here for.
- That's right. - Who are you to take this school over?
If you try, you'll only get hurt.
We are one. We are from EXO Planet.
I'm Baekhyun, the one who controls light.
I'm Suho, the one who rules over water.
I'm Chen, the one who controls the lightening.
I'm Chanyeol, the one who dominates over fire.
- What is that? - I'm D.O., the power.
What?
- Is it my turn? - Yes.
Hey. Do it again.
I didn't get anything. You control what?
- What is it that you control? - Speak clearly.
Let's do it again.
- Don't stop me. - Let's do it again.
Suho, don't do it. Professionals don't get second chances.
- Is that so? - We did to do it for our fans.
EXO is not a professional.
Who should I listen to?
- Do it. - We should start over.
We are one. We are from EXO Planet.
I'm Baekhyun, the one who controls light.
I'm Suho, the one who rules over water.
I'm Chen, the one who controls the lightening.
I'm Chanyeol, the one who dominates over fire.
I'm D.O., the one with power.
I'm Kai, the one who teleports.
Sehun, the one who controls the wind.
Xiumin, the one who can freeze anything.
Are you Pokemon or something?
That's right.
- How nice. - We have superpowers.
- I see. You have superpowers. - That's right.
Baekhyun, you say you control the light?
We also have someone who controls it, the debt, over here.
Nice to meet you.
Why don't you say hello.
How much do you think you have control over the light? You're nothing to him.
The two words sound so similar.
The alphabet just differs by one stroke.
You refer to the bright light, but we have the dark light.
Light versus light, the debt.
- Suho, you say you control water? - Yes.
You, the one who dominate buildings, get up.
He's the giant who controls the buildings.
What are you going to do with water anyway? You need to control buildings.
- Where's the wind man? - That's me.
You say you control the wind?
Kyung-hoon has been... how long have you been doing it?
From 19 to 22, he's met around 18 ladies.
- That's the real power. - Xiumin.
You freeze something, right?
This person is just frozen.
- He's just like ice himself. - He can freeze anything.
He can freeze the entire EXO.
I thought he's an invisible man.
Who's the person who controls the land?
We have a pig here.
You have a control over what?
- Fight. - I'm a pig. Come on.
- We have everything. Say what you've got. - Fire.
- Fire. - Fire?
We aren't going to lose. Hey, give me some fire.
You just came back from smoking.
He's got fire too. He has everything.
Kai is the one who teleports, right?
I teleport my mind.
Hee-chul is capable of taking his mind everywhere.
What else do you have? You think you can win?
You haven't mentioned lightening yet.
Lightening, get up again. He meets random people in a flash.
He meets them so often through the Internet.
- We've got everything. - He just stays at home and does that.
- They're amazing. - We've got everything.
They're really amazing.
So generally, we are all bright, and you are all dark.
That's right. This side is dark.
We only take four transfer students,
so do rock-paper-scissors, and the rest go home.
We only take four.
Okay, then why don't the four people go home first.
- Okay. - I'll go home, since I can teleport.
- He can teleport. - I want that power.
I can't teleport.
They're funny. They must've been wanting to be on TV shows like this.
It was tough waiting, right?
- Us? - No.
- We've been doing well. - I heard Baekhyun loves Ask Us Anything.
I really love this show.
- Right? - I love this show.
So I watch all the episodes.
He even used phrases from Ask Us Anything at EXO concert.
DFDB?
(The one who came up with that phrase is proud.)
If you are a huge fan, you should do it with us each week.
- I'd love it. - Then choose.
Is it EXO or Ask Us Anything?
It's hard, right?
He's thinking hard.
That means you've got your mind set for the show.
This isn't something to even think about.
- It's so fun. - Prepare for the future.
- He's also a good friend to us, so we can't just give him up. - That's right.
- That's right. - Not long ago,
He sang the song,"Sweet Dream" with Hee-chul.
Why do you sing the song with him?
Hey. What do you mean by that? That hurts.
I asked to sing with me for two months.
I asked Kyung-hoon to sing "Sweet Dream" with me.
You said no and stayed home, right?
I have a set amount of pages to read every day.
- So unless I finish reading, I can't go out. - This is so funny.
Let's hear a verse from "Sweet Dream" them.
- Okay. - Just sing the first verse, otherwise it'll be too sleepy.
Our mood is all lively, and we can't bring down the mood.
- Okay. - We need to keep our souls.
You need to have the lyrics for him. He forgot all the lyrics.
You forgot, because you didn't sing the song.
- He forgot the lyrics. - This is so funny.
- Karaoke? - I feel like I'm watching a TV.
(They are watching like TV viewers.)
Maybe the song will be rise again in the chart.
("Sweet Dream" by Baekhyun and Hee-chul)
This is going to be good.
Hee-chul wrote the lyrics?
- Wow. - I get paid good money for the copyright.
Hee-chul really wrote the song.
- That's not our music video. - I'm shy.
(Singing)
Wow, he's good.
(Baekhyun's voice is charming in a different way from the original version.)
(I'm getting thirsty for some reason.)
(He's immersed in the song.)
(The emotion is getting more powerful.)
(Getting up)
(Kyung-hoon, the original member of "Sweet Dream" project, joins in.)
(The three singers...)
(create a more abundant melody.)
(He enjoys the song.)
Look at Kyung-hoon.
(The three men wrote a new chapter of "Sweet Dream" story.)
Good job.
- That was great. - It was nice singing with Kyung-hoon like this.
- Baekhyun is so good at singing. - He's amazing.
The sounded very different.
Kai, you said you can teleport.
Without moving,
- bring the enrollment form here. - Okay.
- Really? - Yes.
I'm coming.
(Yap!)
(Running)
(Embarrassed)
He does put in a lot of effort.
- Kai, - Oh.
He teleports and that board moves.
- So that's how you teleport. - I asked for the enrollment form by teleporting.
Oh my goodness.
(Here it is.)
You saw it, right?
- This happened in the middle. - That was the last one.
- When did this get here? - I don't know. Did you see it moving?
- Maybe you've had it all along? - No, I just got it now.
You are playing along so well.
- You are putting on a show. - I won't forget.
Did you hear that? Someone told me to put on a show.
(I'm sure I heard it somewhere around here.)
Who said that?
- We didn't hear a thing. - We didn't hear anything.
Perhaps even the viewers can't find me.
Even the viewers...
- Who said that? - You need to see a doctor.
Name, EXO.
You're from EXO Planet. What does it mean?
EXO Planet is the planet we live in.
- Oh. - I see.
- Nice to meet you. - Are you from there too?
I'm from Planet Gambling.
That's the planet next to ours, right?
We know it well.
The water is very clear in your planet.
- Don't go to his planet, okay? - Okay.
Don't come to my planet.
(You can come but can't get out easily.)
From here,
we will listen to EXO's dreams.
- Is it okay if I say this, Baekhyun? - What is it?
I understand. If you have a girlfriend, it's possible.
Baekhyun wants to be a goalkeeper.
You don't want anyone to steal your girlfriend.
That's not it. That's not it.
- That's not it? - I don't really have a dream job,
and my hair happened to be like... - Kim Byung-ji's.
Yes. It looked like Kim Byung-ji the goalkeeper. That's why I wrote "goalkeeper."
- Is that so? - I'm sensitive in that regard.
- Be careful. - Why? That was a good analogy.
Baekhyun seemed really surprised.
I was very surprised.
- We were even more surprised at your reaction. - Why were you so surprised?
- I'm sensitive. - It's like saving your girlfriend from other players.
- It's not like that. - What if someone scores the goal anyway? Like him.
- I control the wind, remember? - He's the wind man.
He's the one who controls the wind and lightening.
Let's go to D.O. I think your dream really fits you.
- He wrote down "farmer." - Really?
- Yes. D.O. looks very simple and honest. - Exactly.
Farmers have a lot to do.
I want to plant rice and eat the vegetables that I produce.
- With the wife you love? - With my wife.
You are not trying to reproduce a lot of children, right?
You are not going to become a farmer and do that, right?
I hope he'll become a very happy farmer from just a farmer.
- I don't like complicated stuff. - Right.
- I want to live in a serene environment. - That's good.
Why don't you make a company like SM Food?
Or make a luxury brand, Christian D.O.
(Christian D.O. by Do Kyung-soo)
That's clever.
- You should produce luxury eggplants and cucumbers. - Let's do it.
Produce luxury eggplants.
You can make cucumber perfumes.
- They'll be luxurious. - They'll be luxurious vegetables.
Next is Chanyeol.
Chanyeol, this job is very difficult to become one. It's very competitive.
- You need to go through auditions. - I want to.
It's even more competitive than the audition you went through to be an EXO member.
- That's why I want to try. - It's a valet guy for Jang-hoon's building.
- Why? - I like driving cars.
- What? - You like driving cars?
- If you are a valet, you can drive many types of cars. - Exactly.
Why don't you buy him a car.
If people find out that you got a gift for Chanyeol, then you'll be...
He may have more money than I do.
- He doesn't. - What are you talking about?
Just get one for Chanyeol.
Then I'll move into Jang-hoon's building.
Chanyeol can do the valet parking.
That sounds good.
If you move in, I'll be the valet parking guy.
- I'll do it. - You have to drive like this though.
You have to be like this.
How can anyone expect you to be a valet guy?
- I can drive a compact car like Kia Morning. - You need a sun roof.
Because of you, people will think that's really the case.
(Just imagining is funny.)
I'm curious.
You really do drive just looking forward.
Imagine him driving Morning and saying "Good morning" with his head up the roof.
I can drive any car as long as the car seat is lowered.
Let's look at Suho's strength.
He can do push-ups while doing an handstand.
- No way. - Really?
But a vein in his eye burst...
so he can't do an handstand. So he'll climb up holding on to that vein.
(Everyone's at a loss of words at such an unexpected turn int he story.)
Don't do it.
- Then... - That's so funny.
- Then you can do push-ups, right? - When it comes to push-ups,
I can even do it with one or two fingers.
- No way. - He can do it with his thumb Show them.
You can do push-ups with just thumbs?
Show us.
Let's go.
(Push-ups with two fingers are a piece-of-cake.)
Suho.
Oh my goodness.
(That's doing push-ups with just thumbs.)
- Can he do it with one hand? - Is that possible?
Can you do push-ups with just one hand?
- I can do push-ups with one hand. - Yes, but it's Suho's time now.
- You should wait. - Ah-hew.
- Can you do it with one hand? - Ah-hew.
- I haven't done with one hand. - Who can do it?
- I can. - Now is where you come in.
- You learned, right? - You are supposed to come in when someone asks you.
- I can't really tell the difference... - Do it like in the movies.
Baekhyun, I think rather saying you can do it,
it'll be better to say "I haven't done it, but I'll try" is better.
Baekhyun, come back in.
Let's do it again then.
Baekhyun, that's a basic.
Even Suho can't do it with one hand, but is there anyone who can?
- Of course not. - I haven't done it before, but I'll try.
You'll try something new?
- You might fail. You might get embarrassed. - Don't do it.
I'll try. I may not be able to do it.
- It's okay to fail. - Can he do it?
- I don't think he can. - He's never done it.
THis is the right posture.
Let's see how much he can do.
Wow.
(They are reacting loudly for the show.)
I did it.
He did it.
Baekhyun, why don't you try with two fingers as well?
I can do it.
You should say "I'll try."
You should've said something like "Will that be possible?"
- That's right. - I'll try.
- You should've said "Will that be possible?" - Watch.
I don't think he can do it.
(He can do it.)
(Ouch)
(Our student is just full of determination.)
Can any of us do it with two fingers?
- With two fingers? - I can do it with my wrists.
(Wrists snap)
(It's a show of an eccentric man.)
(Even experts in push-ups are surprised.)
That's really amazing.
- I could do it with my hands outward like this before. - Don't do this at home.
- Don't try so hard. - Don't go overboard.
I already went overboard.
Now you are worried?
- You should've stopped me earlier. - This is amazing.
So you were doing push-ups like this. Can you do it like this then?
You want me to have my hands straight like this?
So rather than doing it like this, you want to know if I can do it like this?
If you can do it, that'd be amazing.
I guess about four fingers will be broken.
They'll get broken in order.
(He's already sitting on the floor watching them on.)
- Will anyone be able to do that? - With hands standing like this?
Next.
Xiumin's strength is..
looking young. You need to be at least 38 for this to be your strength.
(Oh... I didn't think I have to be that old.)
Then this can be your strength. How old are you, Xiumin?
- I'm 28 years old. - He's 28?
- Then he does look young for his age. - Then he does look young.
- He looks young. - Really?
I thought he is 21 or 22.
- He really does look young. - I'm the oldest in our group.
Really?
- He does look young for his age. - That's true.
He looks the youngest with the school uniform on.
Sang-min also looks young for his age.
- I think that's true. - Yes.
He's been through a lot for a while.
He's been going through tough times.
He's been idle for awhile.
- So how far are we? - We were talking about Xiumin.
D.O., you really seem like you transferred from a countryside school.
It looks like you are just watching another school.
- Yes. - He seems like a kind student just observing people.
Right?
He looks like the smartest elite student.
- But D.O. is amazing when he acts. - Yes.
He was doing judo with taekwondo uniform on. He was good.
- He was wearing taekwondo uniform and doing judo? - That's judo uniform.
- I meant judo uniform, sorry. - If I could go back to my school days,
and if I had to fight with you,
- then I'd be the most scared of D.O. - You should be.
- I have no idea what he's thinking. - That's right.
- He is... - Because Kai and other members...
- will fight with their first. - Okay.
But D.O. is the type to poke you with a mechanical pencil all of sudden.
- That's correct. - That's so accurate.
(The members agree that he got D.O. right.)
That was accurate.
I give you 100 points.
- I said it to be funny. - D.O., you...
Please do not watch this and learn something bad.
D.O. shouldn't go to the countryside.
What if you are a farmer and go to a village meeting, and you just stand like this?
(Everyone burst into laughter.)
- That can't be. - "You should say something too, D.O."
(I'm giving you a warning with my eyes.)
that's scary.
- You'll get in trouble if you are like that. - Communication is important there.
- That's how it is. - They're so funny.
When D.O. acts, I think it'll take awhile for him to get out of the character...
that he's acting for the movie.
It doesn't take that long, but it does take awhile.
- He was looking at Sang-min. - I'm sorry.
I meant no harm.
- Really? - I really meant no harm.
Okay. Next. It's Baekhyun.
Baekhyun is good at imitating others.
I can imitate Lee Jung-jae.
- That's new. - This will be great.
- Have you seen "New World"? - Yes, I did.
- Remember the scene where the car comes in? - Yes.
Were you surprised?
From there, the car comes in screeching.
"Hey, wasn't that too much for a joke?"
(That was quite similar.)
That was similar.
This is the scene from the basement parking lot.
Rather than Lee Jung-jae from "New World,"
it sounded more like Lee Jung-jae from "The Face Reader."
- He's good. - That was very similar.
I can also imitate Kim Rae-won.
- Is it the Kim Rae-won that ZICO imitated? - Yes. I've seen that too.
We need the character Kim Byung-ok too then.
I've heard about the sunflower lady. You must be so sad.
I've heard about the sunflower lady.
You must be so sad.
I'll make you even sadder.
He knows it.
He knows the point to imitate.
- I'm good at imitating other people. - He's good.
- If other members can also imitate others, don't be shy. - Kim Go-eun?
- Kim Go-eun from "Guardian: The Lonely and Great God"? - Kim Go-eun?
- The one from "Guardian"? - She's my junior at college.
When we meet, we joke like,
"I love you."
(It's impossible to react to this.)
- So it really is just a joke. - Yes, it's just a joke.
"Hey, wasn't that too much for a joke?"
(Baekhyun saved the moment.)
(After the training, Baekhyun is now an elite student.)
Let's do it, D.O.
(Surprised)
Imitate a farmer you know.
Something like, "Where are you going?" "I'm going to get some water."
- Try it, D.O. - That was a good one.
- Try it. - Go on.
I'm worried about the young farmer because of the drought.
- Hey, D.O. Where are you heading? - I'm getting some water.
(I'm getting some water.)
- That was funny. - He's good at comedy acts.
He's very spontaneous.
- When's your wife coming back? - Never.
- Never? - Right.
You should've been nicer to her.
Watching her while she sleeping like that...
probably scared her away.
She's scared of you watching her in a strange way.
- Staring in such a way... - That was so funny.
scared her away.
It's D.O.'s turn.
He is the actor of high-quality acting.
- Christian D.O. - Right, Christian D.O.
Wait, what's this?
I beg you guys.
- I can't believe you wrote down what you're truly good at. - What is it?
He's good at applying the screen protector on phones.
That's really hard to do, you know. - Right.
- It's really hard. - I tried it, and it was impossible.
Don't we need a license to do that?
You can do it without getting a spec of dust?
- He's really good at it. - He really is.
- He's really good. - Everyone asks him to do it for them.
- Do one for Ho-dong's phone. - Let's see.
This is no joke.
Here's my phone.
Their fans would die to put their cell phones here.
Exactly. Imagine that.
- Look at him. - He's got good concentration.
- That's just too much. - Tell us honestly. Did you steal these phones or not?
When are you going to start talking?
(He doesn't know how to respond.)
- You didn't expect that, did you? - I'm sorry.
(The god of comedy acts is satisfied.)
- Doesn't he look like he does this for his life? - I can do up to there.
- Don't you need something like a card? - He's going to need one.
- Yes, like a card. - Isn't he getting nervous?
- If you succeed, we'll do an event in Sangam-dong. - No way.
- It's impossible. - We'll do it in front of Seoul World Cup Stadium.
- Air is going to get inside. - Getting the air out is the important part.
He seems experienced.
- This is the important part. - Here he goes.
Look at that huge air bubble in the middle.
- Wait. - An air bubble of this size...
(The air bubble is as big as the screen.)
- It's a huge one. - is huge.
- It is. - Be patient. He'll slide it off.
He'll slide it off.
- Is that even possible? - Amazing.
- That's how it's supposed to be done. - He doesn't even have the full kit.
He's really good. He just applied the screen protector.
- Look at that. - He makes it seem so easy.
Your phone looks like a new one, Ho-dong.
- Wow. - He's really good.
The screen had a crack, too.
Wait.
(Thanks to D.O., it looks like a new phone.)
- Wait. - There's no screen protector for Kyung-hoon.
Can't you just use this one for me?
Line up, you guys.
- Can you hurry? - That screen protector should work.
- Line up everyone. - That's mine.
I told you to line up.
Stop cutting in line.
I didn't. You need to line up.
It's a luxury screen protector by Christian D.O., then.
- Stay still. - It looks like a new model.
Don't we usually all keep our hands together while waiting?
- This is what I do at a retail store while waiting. - Exactly.
It's a way of telling people to take good care of my phone.
- Don't you agree? - I do.
He does his job so calmly.
- There you go. - How come he's so good?
He seems happy because it came out fine.
- You agree that it came out fine, right? - It really did.
- It's perfect. - Are you happy, D.O.?
- Thank you. - Show them what it looks like.
It came out perfectly.
Look at this. It's perfect.
- It's seamless. I even had a crack in the screen, too. - No way.
- Look at him. - He's cleaning up after, too.
He's very daring.
- I love it. - I love it so much.
There's no air bubble, D.O.
This is original D.O., you know.
- Good for you, guys. - It looks so clean now.
- If I put my phone on auction, - Yes.
it'll be sold at around 800,000 dollars.
I'm going to keep this forever.
What's so important about the price? What it means is important, you know.
I told you to stop talking about money.
(Clammed up)
(Christian D.O. store has opened in Older Brother School.)
Next is Chanyeol. I wonder how he's going to show this to us.
- It says playing drums. - I've played many instruments since I was young.
- What instruments have you played? - I've played the drums, guitar,
base guitar, piano,
- and also other percussion. - You've played many instruments.
- That must be why being noisy is your flaw. - That's right.
You play the drums all the time.
- We've actually prepared something. - We have.
- You've prepared the drums for me? - Bring them in.
- Of course we did. - Of course.
Professional drummers can even play with these. - They can.
- They don't complain about instruments. - Of course.
- There's even a video of someone playing on a empty container. - Exactly.
- Right? - That's right.
(Chanyeol willingly goes for it.)
It's a double bass setting.
He's too tall for it.
(There's everything he needs for a drummer.)
(It's just that the drummer's legs are too long for them.)
(Chuckling)
Let's go. Can you really do it?
- Yes, I think it's possible. - Go on.
It's kind of funny.
(Slipping down)
(His friends find it so amusing.)
You've got passion for comedy, don't you?
He's trying to do everything.
You're so greedy.
Do it without any music.
(Chanyeol starting playing.)
(For a set of toy drummers, it actually sounds good.)
(His long arms compensates for the short drum sticks.)
It looks like the movie "Whiplash." You look like the bald professor, Su-geun.
("So Fresh," a movie parody)
(A student loves to play drums, and...)
(an instructor brings out his talent through dancing.)
(A passionate performance inspired by a choreography)
That was good, Chanyeol.
- It was so rhythmic. - It was so full of swag.
I didn't know it was possible.
That was unexpected.
- If you can go with me... - It's because he's a professional.
- to Europe... - That sounds great.
and do a performance in front of a church,
I'll collect the money.
- Let's share it. - Right.
("Debt Again")
- You're very talented. - Yes, you are.
- It's Chen's turn. - Chen.
Chen's talent is singing.
- Right. - His talent is singing.
It is my talent, but I got nothing else to show.
Singing well for a singer is a great advantage, you know.
(You're the best, Su-geun.)
- So, what now? - So...
I'll sing a song.
- Really? - Yes.
What's the song?
- It's "Tears" by So Chan-whee. - "Tears"?
- Are you serious? - He sings it very easily.
- Let's go. - Can you sing it in the original key?
- Yes, in the original key. - You can?
- In the original key? - The original key for women?
- Yes. - Chen sings it so comfortably.
- Really? - He sings it like it's nothing.
He's got high tone.
You can do it.
Here comes Chen's performance.
(Getting excited)
- He'll be singing a song by So Chan-whee, - "Tears."
"Tears." One, two, and three. Go!
(Time to dance.)
Chen from EXO!
Come on, Baekhyun!
(Cute)
Let's go!
(Surprised)
(He's singing the song as if it's his own.)
Go, Kim Jong-dae!
"Hate me instead Hate me stead"
Here comes the part!
(He enters the first high-note verse.)
(Impressed)
(Shocked)
That was just amazing.
(Hitting the high notes)
(You're so great, Chen!)
(Chen's singing impressed everyone at the Older Brother School.)
Did you hear how he hit the notes right away?
- That was amazing. - Unbelievable.
I told you he's good at singing.
Even the first notes were high enough.
It was his true voice.
How about you, Kyung-hoon?
- I can't do it. - He can't.
- His head would explode. - He can't sing that high.
His head would explode like this.
- Even when you're in good condition? - No, I can't.
- Even if you're in perfect condition? - I can't.
- Next is Kai. - Kai.
Kai's good side is his body. How would we know that?
Show us in a sensuous posture or something.
It says your good side is your body.
At our last concert, Kai showed off his torso.
(He revealed his abs at the concert.)
While...
Kai's abs may be beautiful, it's not interesting.
Su-geun's got special abs.
His abs can make a wave. Stand up, Su-geun.
- Show them. - Yes, Sir.
Your wish is...
my command.
(Kai checks his abs quietly.)
It's nothing.
- Take it off. - Take it off?
Take it off.
I'm sure you already know.
- Sing "Growl" for us, Baekhyun. - Three and four.
(I growl, growl, growl)
- Oh, my gosh. - Are you serious?
(His belly is growling.)
- That's unbelievable. - Oh, my gosh.
- Show us your abs. - Quickly.
- Show us. - He has a great body.
(Showing a little)
Let me see.
- Compare. - What's the difference?
- I can't do that. - Try it.
- I can't do it. - Try it.
- Try to stick your tummy out. - I can't.
- I don't have this. - Why can't you stick it out?
"Why can't you stick it out?"
- Why can't you? - Just go like this.
- It doesn't stick out. - Okay, so...
breathe in like this and do this.
It doesn't work for me.
- That's all you can stick out? - This is as much as I can stick out.
- I don't have this. - Then go see a doctor.
- Anyone should be able to do this. - Maybe you are sick?
- Everyone can stick out this much. - I think even our bellybutton is sticking out.
My belly button...
This is actually a mouth.
-It looks like it can speak. - You've never heard it speak, right?
It's like Voldemort.
Then I was the only one who took my shirt off?
This is how it ends?
- But Suho, when you are full, your stomach sticks out, right? - No.
- Suho's doesn't stick out either. - I think D.O.'s would.
Does it?
D.O's belly sticks out a little bit.
It's out a little bit.
- D.O., you are happy today, right? - Yes.
(Nodding head)
- Sehun. - Yes?
Your strength says "shoulders." What does that mean?
- It means big shoulders. - He has broad shoulders.
- That's broad? - He has the most broad shoulders in the group
You must've worked out a lot.
He likes to play basketball games at arcades.
He's very good at playing those games at arcades.
- I think I'm good. - Really?
- I want to... - He think he might even beat Jang-hoon.
- I want to go against him. - Okay. Let's go.
Let's go.
(Basketball game match, Jang-hoon versus Sehun)
- It's the finals. - Sehun, come here.
- But I can't really play the actual basketball. - Sehun.
- Don't you have anything on your wrist, Sehun? - No.
They've watched the episode of ZICO.
I told you not to watch them until you get on the show.
No one is wearing a watch today.
Chanyeol is wearing it.
- This looks luxurious. - This one...
It's the same brand as ZICO's.
- Let me see. - It looks expensive.
But it's not Chanyeol who'll be playing.
Why do you keep trying to take things away from them?
You say that because you have enough to get by.
Sehun, you should bet your bag then.
But it's not yours.
Give it to us anyway for now.
- We're going to start. - Jang-hoon, we'll bet your bag too.
Let's go.
- Let's go. - Wait for it. It'll work soon.
Jang-hoon, just get the ball insides since you have long arms.
He's so close to the basket.
- He has long arms... - so he can be fast.
The important thing is to get all of them in.
They all go in.
This is unfair.
(He's shooting right in front of the basket.)
Jang-hoon...
Isn't this cheating?
Jang-hoon, show us a dunk.
Do a dunk.
- What is this? - They're all going in.
(It doesn't matter whether the basket moves or not.)
He's been doing that everyday. I'm glad I'm here.
Wow. He doesn't even have to try.
It looks like an elephant playing with balls.
Jang-hoon, Baekhyun said you are like an elephant shooting the balls with its nose.
Baekhyun, you just saw, right?
- I'm getting tired. - Let's score more than 70.
We need to score more than 70.
As soon as you said that, the balls don't go in.
(He shoots the two balls at the same time.)
(The last ball also went in.)
(The last shoot was worth 3 points.)
- He's a professional after all. - My hands...
I'm going to beat this.
(He's very confident.)
He just scored like that.
- Sehun. - I'll start.
- Let's go. - Oh Sehun.
- Oh Sehun. - You need to win.
(Game start)
That's it.
- He's fast. - He's faster than Jang-hoon.
- He is fast. - But he's too fast.
- You are doing it too fast. - He's just fast.
- The way he throws is... - Slow down.
Slow down.
(He's confident.)
Good job. You are doing fine.
It's quantity over quality.
- You have enough time. - He's really fast.
(They are all rooting for him.)
- He shoots two at once. - Two balls go in.
- He's shooting two. - Don't throw so hard.
That's it.
- He got 30. - He could win.
He's in the zone.
- That's it. - Wow.
Slow down.
You have enough time.
It's quantity over quality.
He is so fast.
Do a three-pointer.
It could be possible. It's possible.
(Ten seconds are left.)
You need five more. Six more.
Just five more.
You just need five more.
Five more. Five!
(This last shoot will determine the winner.)
(It went in.)
(Sehun wins with 73 points.)
(Even Jang-hoon acknowledges him.)
You are so amazing.
His last four balls all went in.
You are a real fighter.
(Sehun is a fighter to turns he game around.)
- That's why people love EXO. - Sehun won.
Things just work for EXO.
Sehun, you are the first one to not have your belonging taken away.
We'll give you an autograph along with the bag.
(He proudly gets his bag back.)
EXO, congratulations on your enrollment.
(We congratulate EXO's enrollment.)
("Older Brother School")
- You know... - Yes.
- Why are some paired up and some aren't? - I'll explain.
- People wanted the same partner. -really?
So that's why those who were chosen by someone are sitting.
- And... - Just for today, EXO chooses the partner among us.
The ones who chose Young-chul were...
Xiumin, D.O., and Sehun.
- Among the 3... - There are 3?
- So you need to choose. - Do I get to choose?
Let's hear why you want Young-chul to be your partner.
Sehun is very curious about a lot of things.
He wants to experiment whether he will really be edited out from the show.
He is very skeptical.
He's skeptical.
I'll give you an opportunity to experiment.
Sit here. This is your seat.
Nice to meet you.
Chanyeol and Kai,
you both chose me.
They chose me because I'm funny.
Then,
let's do this on the spot.
Who wants to go? We'll do acrostic poem.
- We'll do his name, Lee Su-geun. - We're going to do it right away.
Okay. We'll start. Kai, are you ready?
Wait a minute.
Chanyeol, are you ready?
- Lee. - I want to be Lee Su-geun's partner.
- Su. - I've been thinking a lot,
- Geun. - I just basically like Su-geun.
I lost.
If you were going to give up so easily, why did you want to be my partner?
- Let's do it, "Lee." - Try it.
Now...
- Su. - I want to...
- Geun. - now get to know Su-geun from the basics.
Okay. Chanyeol can come here then.
(Happy, Sad)
(You weren't so bad, either.)
- Su-geun, why do you hurt me? - You were fine.
- I told you I won't do it. - Why do you hurt him?
This side is all paired up.
Kyung-hoon and...
Jang-hoon are left. Say who you want to be paired with.
- I think today... - Let's do another acrostic poem.
With my name? Okay.
Kai, don't worry. You are experienced.
- Don't do that to me. - Experience is preferred.
Yes, experience is preferred.
Should we begin with Xiumin?
- I'll go. - D.O.
- We give extra points for courage. - Let's go.
- Seo. - Let's all think.
- Jang. - Jang-hoon is...
- Hoon. - is a handsome man.
He likes that kind of concept.
- Then we can lie for the poem? - Yes, you may lie.
- We can lie? - Yes, that's allowed.
Okay. Next.
I'm looking forward to Kai. He's good at this.
- Really? - Because...
Kai even comes up with his own choreography.
So he's very good at being creative at something like this poem.
- So you want to hurt me if I don't do well? - Of course not.
- Seo. - Seo.
In Seoul, there are buildings...
- Jang. - owned by Jang-hoon.
Hoon.
It doesn't make sense. What do I do?
That's fine. It doesn't have to make sense.
I can't do this after all.
- I can't do this. - Don't cry.
- Don't cry. Don't cry. - I can't do it.
It doesn't have to make sense.
- It's okay. - What were you going to say anyway?
- Kai, our program itself doesn't make sense. - That's right.
I know that.
- In Seoul, there are buildings owned by Jang-hoon. - You knew?
- How can I do "Hoon"? - It's okay.
Say, "Let's go eat smoked food."
(Su-geun gets up.)
- Jang. - Mother-in-law is here.
- Hoon. - Hoon, did you have to do that?
(Whispering)
(Su-geun teaches Kai everything he's got.)
(Blinking)
Wait a minute.
(He is getting nervous.)
This can cause an issue.
- Are you sure this will be taken well? - You know how it is.
- You need to be calm and do it well. - It's better for him to not know this first.
He knows the situation. You know what I mean, right?
Do you want to give up, or try?
- I'll try. - We'll do it again.
Seo.
Seo Jang-hoon.
Jang.
Your father-in-law came...
- and said.... - Hoon.
- Hoon. - We'll see how well you'll be off alone.
We'll see how well you'll be off alone.
(That poem was especially for attacking Jang-hoon.)
I guess he's seen the "in-laws" series before.
If you didn't clench your teeth, it wouldn't have been that funny.
That was a great timing.
I'll be with Kyung-hoon.
That means I get to decide, right?
I choose D.O.!
- D.O! - D.O!
I think today is D.O.'s day.
- Diggity D! - Master plan.
The last one left is Kyung-hoon.
I'll do a haiku.
- We're you planning this? - Yes.
I don't want to do it alone.
Min!
Min-seok... That's my birth name.
- Kyung! - wants to tell Kyung-hoon.
- Okay. - Hoon!
Don't leave me alone!
(The crowd roars!)
(Geez...)
- Don't leave him alone! - Wow!
Kai! Think!
(Kai is desperately thinking of a poem.)
Kai is thinking a lot right now!
- Kai did the most of them. - Right.
He still didn't get picked.
Since Xiumin did it, I'll be his partner.
- Yay! - It's all right. I don't mind being alone.
Where should I sit?
- Kai, can you teleport when you go to sit down? - Okay.
- It'll be awkward if you just walk to your seat. - All right. I'll teleport.
(Snap!)
- Where did he go? - There he is!
(Kai is a supernatural teleporter!)
Did you see that? It's nothing.
- That was incredible. - Wow.
- Let's start then. - All right.
- Kai? - Yes?
- Why don't you sit here? - Okay. Thanks.
(Kai will teleport to every empty seat.)
That means he can be partners with everyone.
- You'll be on every team. - That's the best.
Kai has to move around everywhere.
- You can keep teleporting. - What?
Isn't that where Suho was sitting? When did you get there?
Hi!
(He's completely used to his psychic ability.)
- Let's go! - Let's got it!
"I'm a pretty well-rounded leader,"
"so the others in my group play pranks on me a lot."
"There was one time when a prank went too far."
- "What kind of prank was it?" - The members can't guess, right?
- No. - They can't.
- If you don't know the answer, you can. - I don't.
- I know. - I think it's a hidden camera.
They stole your girlfriend.
(As a prank?)
(Excessive pranks can be dangerous.)
Wait.
- Is it time to hit? - Yes.
You can hit if you don't like the answer.
When you ride in the car, with so many members,
it's easy to miss some members if the group doesn't mention it.
Suho wasn't on the bus, but they all left without him.
- It's possible. - So he had to run to the next rest stop.
- Until the next rest stop. - Wrong!
- I was wrong. - He ran?
I want to try it though.
- Since he's a nice leader. - We did leave Kai once after practice.
- They left you behind? - It happened often.
That's because you can teleport.
They do it all the time.
You take showers often, right?
- In the shower? - In the shower,
one member, say,
peed on Suho's leg.
All seven of them peed on him at once and sprayed him out of the shower.
- He got pushed out. - He's like, "What's going on?"
He got burns on his left leg.
That's hilarious.
- The prank happened in the waiting room. - Answer!
Suho was inside the waiting room,
and the members nailed the door shot outside the waiting room.
As a result, they couldn't make it to their scheduled event.
You're almost there. We almost didn't make it to some place.
I got it! I know!
Suho fell asleep alone in the waiting room.
He was sleeping, and they all left without him.
- That's why you were late. - It's really similar.
- It's a really childish prank. - It's childish?
This hint will make it so easy.
They did something while I was sleeping.
Suho was sleeping, and they tied him up with rope.
Tying him down with tape would wake him up, so they used super glue.
They glued him to the sides with silicon glue.
- With a glue gun? - He was getting a massage on a massage chair.
He opened his eyes, and Choo Sung-hoon was standing there, accosting him.
(EXO looses it.)
(It's kind of funny.)
Ho-dong!
- I was pranked like that by my team once. - How?
- I was sleeping. - Were you in an idol group?
(Do you have a past we don't know about?)
- What are you saying? - I was traveling with Su-geun and fell asleep.
I had finally fallen asleep, and they rolled me up in duct tape.
I woke up, but I couldn't get up.
That happened to me once. They taped your entire body to a chair.
Then, when you stood up, you were still stuck to the chair.
- I think it's right. - That's correct.
(Ho-dong gets it right.)
You should have told me earlier.
It's 99 percent correct.
I was getting a massage after a concert.
I was lying there, but someone had taped me to the chair.
I was there with three others, Sehun, Chanyeol, and Kai.
It was so funny I couldn't leave.
- They did it because Suho has a great personality. - That's true.
Some people get really angry over pranks like that.
They get really serious.
(Are you talking about me?)
Everyone on board almost died.
I'll have you know, you can't prank D.O. like that.
You can't prank D.O.
If you prank D.O., he'll come at you with a scythe.
- You can't prank D.O. - He'll tell you once.
He'll let it go once.
He'll say, "Don't prank me again." And if someone does it again,
you'll all be dead.
- If you prank D.O., you could end up dead. - Right.
- It's true. - If he's holding something, he'll use it as a weapon.
Last time, he took off his socks, put something in it, and flung it.
- He put something inside? - Yes.
He's a pro. He put a rock in the sock?
(He misunderstood something for rock.)
- What happened? - Still, he put something inside the sock.
What happened?
I put a can inside the sock and flung it around.
- Playfully. - He didn't hit anyone with it.
For me, if anyone even throws a sock, I surrender.
Because it's dirty. I surrender no matter what.
- Here I go. - Are you ready?
- Nice knowing you. - Take good memories with you.
- Nice to meet you. - Hi.
Let's go with Sehun. I hear you have the gift of gab.
Rumors say he's the talker of EXO.
- He's quite the talker. - Here goes.
Go partner!
- I'm your partner right now. - Really?
(I'm your partner.)
"What is the word I use most often?"
I know. "I can't meet outside. Can you come to my house?"
(They're off to a fierce start!)
(Dizzy)
It could be delivery.
Since it's hard to eat outside, you'd rather eat at home.
- Wrong. - "What's your number"?
- What? - "What's your number?"
Asking for numbers.
One thing about Sehun is that he's not interested in girls.
- Really? - To us,
- he tells us he's not interested. - Fair enough.
- What about you? - Well, you know...
(A lot is conveyed in that short answer.)
- What about me? - You are interested in girls?
I'm very sensitive.
- You don't know, but you're sensitive? - That's possible.
(All right, then.)
- Give us a hint. - It's a manly word.
- A manly word? - It's a word.
- It's a word. - I have no clue.
- It's something you can shout out. - "Enjoy."
- No. - Enjoy?
- He does say that a lot. - That's true.
It's that kind of word?
Is it YOLO?
YOLO?
It's often used as themes for movies.
If it's a common movie theme, is it an affair?
(It's not an affair.)
- "Friendship"? - It's close.
- "Honor"! - "Honor"!
He got it right. It's "honor."
- Honor! - It's "honor."
- I think honor is the most important thing in life. - True.
Then,
among all the members of EXO,
which member did you find...
- to have the least honor? - The least?
Everyone is honorable,
but if I were to choose...
it'll have to be Chen.
- Why is everyone looking at me? - Why?
It's not like that.
I really enjoy spending time by myself.
- I like spending time alone. - He does.
- He likes being alone. - There's nothing controlling me.
- What if the members ask to go out for ramen. - I'd go with them.
- I go. - If we ask him, he comes.
He would then eat the ramen and just leave.
We'd invite him out,
but he'd say, "It's all right."
- More after than not. - Min Kyung-hoon.
He often has other engagements.
Hey, I went to every invite!
When did I ever miss out?
Didn't we all go out for drinks because I invited everyone?
When did I not go out with you guys?
How much more do you want from him?
(Chen is fuming.)
That was a one-time thing.
That time, I even paid for everything!
(He can't refute him.)
We all went drinking together.
I got tired, so I got up to leave.
- It was 3 to 4 in the morning. - You paid before you left.
I left first, and I felt bad about it.
I felt bad because I have a sense of honor.
I paid because I have a sense of honor.
Chen, who do you think is the least honorable?
There's no one I can think of.
That's you.
That's you!
What does that make him?
- Everyone is honorable. - That's true.
Sehun, what comes first, love or friendship?
- I choose friendship. - He is honorable.
The one sitting next to me might say otherwise.
Love or friendship?
- Love. - See, he answers right away.
- Wouldn't it depend on the situation? - That's true.
I'd choose friendship when I have to or love if I have to.
- You're kind of like a bat. - Me?
Bat? Did you just say Bat?
- Never mind. - Is this really happening?
- No, no. - Is that what your friendship is like?
- We have to pick friendship. - I did choose friendship.
- I was just kidding. - You sure?
- It was just kidding. - Okay.
You can't even joke?
I guess your friendship isn't as strong as I thought.
- It's not like that. - How about you, Suho?
- Look at him getting back at Suho. - D.O. was just asked a question.
Answer the question.
- So which would you pick? - I...
pick friendship, of course.
- That was such a lie. - Right.
You didn't mean it at all.
You've got to be honest and answer right away. Answer, Baekhyun.
I told you I'm sensitive.
Why are you doing this to me?
What do you mean sensitive? You haven't even gone through a divorce.
You're making so frustrated.
- It's normal for young people to date and break up. - He's just amazing.
Don't stress yourself over it.
- There's no such thing as love. - Right.
- You don't need to be so sensitive. - That's right.
It's better to not experience it, though.
The probability in this classroom is 2 out 7, you see.
- It's too high. - So what?
What's wrong with it? I told you five million divorcees are watching you.
You're right, but it's something we shouldn't recommend.
- It's a matter that concerns all of us. - No way.
- What do you mean all of us? - Our neighbors and their neighbors.
That's enough!
(The national divorcee gets scolded by another divorcee.)
That is just so funny.
It's Baekhyun's turn.
- Time to move, Kai. - It's time.
Okay, I'm going.
That might be all you'll be doing for today.
He's taking a tour of Ask Us Anything.
It's a special tour.
- That's right. - That makes me crave for galbi.
Here's my question.
Chen and I joined SM Entertainment the latest...
- and joined EXO. - Right.
It only took us only three months.
- Really? - That's true.
The existing members were already close to each other.
In order to get closer to them,
I even did this. What did I do?
The answer is in your name.
You gave them 1,000 dollars each in cash.
(Your name determines your fate.)
That was original.
- That would definitely make you a good friend. - Just to be a friend.
Right.
- I hate being awkward, - Right.
and I also hate seriousness.
- I thought so, too. - I wanted to be in harmony with the others.
Right.
That's why I did this.
You took everyone to...
a bath house and paid for everything.
You had an honest conversation naked.
That's the fastest way to get closer for guys.
It's close.
While the other members were taking a shower,
- you scrubbed off dead skin off their back. - Wrong.
That was so close, though.
- I know the answer. - You...
While one of the members was taking a shower, you used the toilet.
That's a little too much.
- That sounds so weird. - It sounds like something he's experienced.
- It has happened. - It happens all the time.
Don't say things that can't be aired!
- Everything is aired. - It's understandable.
- Of course. - We're sorry, but it was just aired.
- Wrong. - You should've used air fresher.
You washed everyone's feet.
- That's what Alex did. - A foot bath?
- A foot bath is the answer. - That's just so funny.
- That's what Alex did. - Wrong.
You took a shower with the others.
- What's wrong with you? - You can't guess the answer, Sehun.
- That's what he did to me. - You can't do that.
- You've got no wits. - Wait.
- Listen. - Jang-hoon already said the answer, though.
- He said it was at a bathhouse. - Yes.
- It was one to one? - I took a shower with every member.
He came into our showers.
- Really? - How did you do that?
- Say you and Kai are taking a shower. - I'm taking a shower.
- Kai's in the shower. - When Kai was done,
did you say, "It's your turn, Suho."?
- That's not it! - It didn't happen like that.
- It wasn't like that. - "It's your turn, Chanyeol."
- How long did you take a shower for? - I see now.
You really did try to get close to them.
Yes, I did it to get close to them.
- I didn't want to have any distance between us. - Right.
We're supposed to be together for a long time, you know.
- I think it really helped me get close to everyone. - He's right.
He's right.
Did anyone refuse to take shower together?
Not really because I used a chopstick...
to unlock the door while the were taking a shower.
- With a chopstick? - Are you MacGyver or something?
You unlocked the door with a chopstick?
- Who did yo like taking shower with the most? - To be honest, I choose D.O.
- With D.O.? - Because...
unlike other members...
Well, we don't have time to go to a bathhouse,
- we use body scrub instead... - Right.
- to smooth our body. - Right.
Even if D.O. is not taking a shower,
if I ask him to help me use the body scrub, he comes all the time.
- I see. - He's quiet nice.
Let's go have a shower together someday.
(Staring)
- Look at his expression. - I'll think about it.
Your back could end up bleeding.
You ask, "Why does my back hurt so much? Are you sure you're using soap?"
and he says, "It's a brick."
(It's scary to even imagine.)
"You said you wanted to take shower with me."
You must have seen everyone's body.
Who's got the body that everyone would envy of?
- That's an easy question. - Who is it?
Sehun's body is just amazing.
- I see. - It's just amazing.
Does he really have broad shoulders?
You know the saying that a man should have a big nose.
He must be out of his mind.
- Are you sure you can talk about that? - What are you talking about?
- Sehun. - Wait.
Make sure to air this.
So they can talk about pooping but I can't talk about this?
That's right.
Sehun asked me to air that part.
- You have to air it. - Sehun.
That was unbelievable.
I actually...
play with Sehun quite often. We even bite each other's butts, too.
What?
Your butts?
- Bare butts? - They are truly like brothers.
- Exactly. - We can't do stuff like that if we hate each other.
Apparently, Sehun's body is amazing.
That was fun.
I've done my duty.
Go ahead, Chen.
- Please move to the next seat, Kai. - Chen.
Where's my next seat?
- Chen. - Let's hit it.
- I'm curious. - Yes.
Do you have any goal, philosophy, or a word of wisdom?
- My philosophy is that I will not regret the things I've chosen to do. - Nice.
- Whatever decisions I make, I will be responsible of them. - That's great.
Do you regret appearing on Ask Us Anything?
- I don't. - I guess it's only Baekhyun.
He came back to his seat and said,
"I'm so doomed, Hee-chul."
Honestly, I had no idea he'd actually say such things like that.
On our way, we did say that we'd have fun on Ask Us Anything...
and that we wouldn't be so formal,
- but we didn't expect this. - Your fans will love it for sure.
- I think I'm done for it. - What are you talking about?
- It was very humane of you. - It was.
Who doesn't poop? Everyone does.
It's not like you pooped in your pants.
- There's nothing to worry about. - It's fine.
Here's a word from a professional poop talker.
- There are people who like that. - Younger people love such things.
- It's not like you smell or anything. - Exactly.
- I do not smell. - That's true.
You don't mind if I stay away from you, do you?
No, it's not what you guys think.
Anyhow.
Okay.
He's trying to change the topic before we can pick on him. You're smart.
- Here's my quiz. - Okay.
During a signing event, I got a new nickname.
What is it?
The answer is "I can smell something from the top of your head."
Baekhyun!
- What are you doing? - Don't make things up.
- Whatever. - Watch your mouth.
I don't care anymore.
- I don't care anymore. - You've given up.
- I'm going to let lose myself now. - Exactly.
(The other members are getting worried.)
That's the best way to think.
Wrong.
Chen would take forever to sign an autograph.
- He'd write the name, pictures, - Right.
- and other things, - Right.
- and there'd be... - A traffic jam.
- a huge line in front of him. - Right.
- The answer is traffic jam. - Wrong.
- That made sense, though. - It's wrong.
It does make sense, but it's wrong.
It begins with the word Fanssa.
- Fanssa? - Fanssa Fairy?
- Wrong. - Fanpsycho?
- That's what I was going to do. - Fanpsycho?
It's wrong.
How about Fanssa-Bakssa?
It means "Does Bakhyun poop, too?"
Unbelievable.
He'll never let go of the topic.
The answer is Fanssa Handsome.
It's close.
- Fanssa Cutie. - Wrong.
- Fanssa Star. - It's very close to Fanssa Oppa.
Fanssa Guy?
Wrong.
- Fanssa Honey. - Fanssa Brother.
- Fanssa Husband. - Fanssa Mom?
It's all wrong, but that was the closest.
- The answer is Fanssa Boyfriend. - Correct!
- What's the answer? - How come you keep getting the answers?
- Why do you keep doing that? - What's wrong with you?
What's the answer again?
- Fanssa Boyfriend. - The answer was Fanssa Boyfriend.
- Good work, Sehun. - Since we get a lot of fans...
- for a signing event, - Right.
I always try to look at them in their eyes...
- until the event is over. - I see.
So I sign my autograph while looking at them in their eyes.
- I'll pretend to be a fan. - Yes.
- I'm an EXO-L. - Yes.
- Hello. What's your name? - It's Hee-mee.
- Hee-mee? - Yes.
- It's really hot today, isn't it? - You really look at them like that?
Yes, and I sign at the same time.
His autographs are all ruined, too.
- Hello. - He's name is Lee Sang-soon.
- What's your name? - It's Sang... Sang-soon.
- Sang-soon? - Yes.
- Did you have lunch today, Sang-soon? - No, I haven't.
- Why not? - I'm broke.
You're broke?
He's broke.
He couldn't eat because he's broke.
Do you want to go for tteokbokki later?
- Really? - Yes.
Thank you, Chen. The autograph looks great, too.
- Let's see. - Wow.
Wait.
I told you I can do it well.
You're right.
- He looked sincere, too. - It's not easy to do.
Don't change the name and sell it, okay?
I'm not selling.
Xiumin, you're next.
Come one in.
Kai, when is your turn?
Here's my question.
"When I was young, I was playing soccer..."
"and experienced a really sad event."
- "What was it?" - I know.
- You kicked the ball, and it hit the goalie and gave him a nose bleed. - Wrong.
You did a header but hit the goal post and lost your front teeth.
Don't you think you're being too contrary?
- No. - Answer.
All your friends were wearing designer brand sneakers.
- You were the only one wearing a no-name brand. - Stop trying to go there.
You're always talking about things like that.
- Sang-min was the only one that wore fake shoes. - You ran barefoot.
Things like that happened a lot back in the day.
When he was young, all his friends were playing soccer with a soccer ball,
but Xiumin didn't have one, so he used a pig's bladder.
(This one deserves a hit.)
Why? No pig?
What's wrong with a pig's bladder?
I'll give you a hint.
It happened while I went to get the soccer ball.
Answer! The ball went into the woods,
but inside the woods, an older boy and girl from the neighborhood...
were having a good time. The ball hit the boy's head,
- and he was waiting for the person that kicked the ball. - It must have flown 2000m.
It had to if it went into the woods.
At the time, I was...
a lot like Ho-dong.
Answer. You went to get the ball,
but you couldn't bend down to catch it.
(It was an excruciating experience for Ho-dong.)
He couldn't reach it.
- You did that as a kid? - Wrong.
- Answer! - We have to edit it out.
This has to be the saddest story.
The ball went really far. Xiumin dragged his heavy body...
and had to run a long way.
He barely got in between the narrow space between walls.
and finally saw the ball.
An older kid got the ball first and kicked it back.
He had to go back to where he started.
And someone else ended up bringing back the ball.
All you did was waste time.
- Wrong. - You kicked the soccer ball,
- but the ball hit a scary dog. - And?
You were scared and had to run,
- He's slow. - but you were obese, so you were too slow.
You're really close!
- It wasn't a dog. - A cat?
It was a tiger!
- A boar? - A bear!
A snake?
- No. - Bees.
- Try to explain it with detail. - They were bees, right?
Answer!
You found the ball and should have just left,
but you saw honey inside the bee hive.
It's honey!
- Wrong. - You touched a bee hive on your way out.
The path was too narrow...
and you got stuck, so you were really sad.
- Correct! - That's the answer?
- What happened? - What's the answer?
I was playing soccer with a friend at a playground.
I kicked the ball too far, and the ball went into an abandoned warehouse.
The ball was next to a stairwell.
If I just went through the space next to the stairs, the ball was right there.
Strangely, I went in really easily.
- How strange. - When I went in,
it was really easy, but on my way out,
I saw a bee hive hanging from the stairs, right in front of my eyes.
Then, I didn't know...
it was a bee hive and touched it.
Then, a swarm of bees started attacking me.
I tried to get out,
- but I got stung so many times. - My gosh!
- That could have really dangerous. - Really.
That could have been dangerous.
If you were nine years old, you were in second grade. How heavy were you?
From when I was in first grade,
I gained 10kg every year.
I really liked soccer and was good at it.
I lost weight so I could be better at soccer.
It works if there's something you're passionate about.
Here's my question.
"When I first started working for the company,"
"Mr. Lee Soo-man said this when he saw me. What did he say?"
Answer! Are you going to stab me?
- Wrong. - Are you going to stab me?
"You shouldn't stab people. It'll hurt them."
(He does a good impersonation.)
I was 19 years old,
- but I looked really young. - All right.
"D.O., you're a good singer..."
"and look young, so it'll be fun to raise you like a Tamagotchi."
(Diogotchi)
I had a lot of fun with those.
At the time, I was a bit chubby.
I think he said this because he thought I had a cute image.
"Piglet"!
You're close.
I always only get close.
It's your eighth one today.
If you keep eating like that, you'll turn into a pig.
- He'll hit him with a smile. - You can hit him hard.
(He quietly approaches...)
(and smashes!)
(Wow...)
Forgive me. Forgive me.
- No, I'm sorry. It was my mistake. - I'm sorry.
He hits and apologizes.
- He hits and runs back to apologize. - He took it personally.
Everyone is too scared to say the answer.
It's suddenly so quiet.
"Baby Ho-dong! You look like a baby Ho-dong!"
- "Baby Ho-dong"? - Ho-dong?
- Wrong. - "Baby Shin Dong"?
- Right, Shin Dong! - You're getting closer.
You're like a young boy!
- Hit him. - Correct!
I see.
That means he was really cute.
"When I saw you a long time ago,"
"you were like a young boy that just ate and drank."
"Now you've grown into a handsome young man." That's what he said.
As for D.O., when he first entered...
the agency,
he didn't give off a good impression.
- It was really bad. - Overall...
- Why? - The reason for that is...
D.O. has really bad eyesight.
- When he looks at people, he would stare like this. - Right.
- He would glare like this. - It looks like he's staring you down.
I have really bad astigmatism.
I can't wear lenses because they don't fit and are too uncomfortable.
I normally wear glasses,
but I can't wear them when we go on shows.
I would take off my glasses. But I can't see, so I have to glare.
(Scary!)
That startled me.
Don't laugh! It's scarier when you smile.
We had taken our profile pictures together,
and on our way home,
we lived in the same area, so were walking in the same direction.
While we were walking, we ran into Suho and Kai.
I asked Suho where they were going, and they were going out to eat.
So I said we should go eat together.
However, Kai stopped and said...
- "Let's beat him up"? - "Suho,"
"I don't want to eat with him."
(Kai didn't want to eat with D.O.!)
Is that true?
- Really? - That's insane.
It's all in the past.
It was just the first impression.
I can see why that could have happened.
- He was glaring at me. - Right.
He was really glaring at me,
so I thought he didn't like me.
- He's also very shy. - He's also really shy, so there was a misunderstanding.
I'm also really shy, so I can't eat with people I'm not comfortable with.
So I said I didn't want to eat with him.
But within two days, we became really close.
- Right away. - We became the closest.
- So didn't eat together that day? - No.
When you got home, was D.O. standing there like this?
(Kai, you're late.)
(Dizzy)
- Hee-chul! - Did you enjoy your dinner?
(Did you have a nice dinner without me?)
It's so similar.
- That's how you get close. - That's a good impersonation.
- It's really similar. - I didn't swear at him.
I just said I didn't want to eat with him.
- The other just added that part for fun. - It was a little embellished.
I think D.O. could play Park Hae-il's character in "Memories of Murder."
Chilling roles like would suit him.
He has good and evil in his face.
He looks very upright and handsome,
but when he glares like that,
he looks really chilling.
I have a story about that.
When I was a student, I was walking down the street.
My eyes weren't good then as well,
so I was walking down like this.
- That's how I looked at people. - It's like the "Whispering D.O.."
When you walk down the street, it's normal to look at the person passing you.
One time I looked, and it was an older guy.
He suddenly asked why I was staring at him like that.
He slapped me right then and there.
- What did you next? - Did you do this?
(You don't know about me, do you?)
(You picked the wrong person to mess with.)
(Hee-chul has mastered the D.O. impersonation.)
That was really funny.
Next up is Kai!
- It's Kai! - Finally!
- Kai! - You finally get to teleport!
"I was a practicing ballet dancer and wasn't interested in becoming a singer."
"However, there's a reason why I decided to audition for SM."
- "What was it?" - Answer!
When you were doing ballet, you had a crush on your partner.
You heard the ballerina was dating a boy in an idol group.
- You wanted to get revenge. - Wow!
You decided to become an idol your self, and that's why you went.
Please tell me I'm right.
(I don't want to.)
(Bang!)
(I asked you to say I'm right.)
He looks like D.O..
(D.O. is so touched he can't raise his head.)
D.O. is having a laughing fit.
He likes it.
Later if someone says, "Hee-chul, you're not even funny!"
(Do you want me to send you into a laughing fit?)
(Bang!)
I was initially going to go to school for ballet.
But because of this, I went for the audition.
- Answer! - Okay.
When you do ballet, you have a set piece you dance to.
But Kai sang the music himself.
(The song would start with "Swan Lake.")
They thought you'd sing "Swan Lake," but suddenly...
(The song suddenly changes to Shinhwa's "T.O.P.")
There were impressed.
That's how you got hired by SM.
- No. - Answer!
Your parents...
were fans of Lee Soo-man.
No. But...
my parents were involved.
Answer! Your father's childhood dream was to become a singer.
But because he couldn't achieve his dream,
he wanted his son, Kai,
to carry on his dream, and that's what happened.
(Applause)
Su-in?
No, it's not that. I was in sixth grade at the time.
At that age,
he said something that got my attention.
"Kai, if you go on the audition and become a singer,"
"you don't have to go to school."
No.
What year was that?
They promised to buy you a game console!
- That's right! - A Nintendo!
- Correct! - Nintendo!
(The answer was snatched right out from under his nose.)
Are you really going to do this?
- How could you? - I auditioned to become a singer.
- Really? - Yes.
- You're probably really thankful to your father now. - Yes, I am.
We never got to see that process.
To celebrate our meeting today,
why don't you give us a performance?
Let's go!
Pretend you're taking the audition and put your heart into it.
- The dance I did on the audition? - Yes.
(Anticipation)
Here goes.
("Deep Breath" by EXO)
I can feel we're slowly dying
Wow!
(That was amazing!)
Was that Kai's voice that was playing?
I don't remember.
That was pretty impressive.
I'm doing it in three years.
- That was impressive. - How do you do this move?
- This one. - There's a part where he smiles too.
- 1, 2, 3. - Good.
- He took something out. - I open my mouth and do this.
What did you take out with the floss?
You're my piece of food!
You should pull out a string of flags later.
- Like a magician. - Right.
Lastly, we have Chanyeol!
- It's all right! - Go!
I'm really close with my mom.
"I asked my mom..."
"for something when I was a kid and got in a lot of trouble."
"Why did I get in trouble?"
"Mom, bring me a pack of..."
(Why I ought to...)
You asked her for something.
A pack of what?
"Bring me a pack of keys."
"The door is locked. You'll have to jump the fence."
Is that right?
How old were you?
I was in seventh grade.
Answer. "Mom?"
"I want a little brother."
It's not out of ordinary. People ask for little sisters.
Wrong. I really like animals.
I know! "Can I bring home a stray cat?"
I asked her that a lot, but I didn't get in any trouble.
"Mom, can I raise this cockroach?"
It must be close.
It's similar.
- Answer! "Mom, can I raise this spider?" - No, you're wrong.
- Rat! - "Mom, can I raise this hairworm?"
- A hairworm? - Seriously?
(A hairworm is an insect parasite.)
Are you sorry for what you said?
Hairworm?
"Just don't drink any water."
Even if you're thirsty, don't drink water.
- Hamster! - Wrong!
Rat! You caught a wild rat while hiking in the woods.
You brought it home.
It's really close.
Answer! "Mom, can I raise 'Saint-exupĂŠry'?"
Wow! It's literary humor!
(While everyone is baffled...)
D.O. is clapping!
So fresh!
D.O. what's this?
That's red carpet clapping!
- This is the Berlin Film Festival. - This is...
what he does when he finds his next target.
(That's correct.)
(I'm coming to get you later.)
I have chosen you as my next victim.
- I'm sorry. - You're it.
"How dare you say that on television?"
(Victim number one is Young-chul.)
It's European humor.
Answer! Mouse!
The mouse...
was in a particular state.
Answer! You saw a mouse caught in a mouse trap.
You took it home and asked if you could bring it back to life and raise it.
That's what you asked your mom.
"Mom, if we do, it'll bring us pumpkin seeds."
That is correct.
You brought a mouse caught in a mouse trap?
Since I was a kid, I loved animals.
I always had a pet in my life.
One day, I saw a baby mouse...
caught in a mouse trap.
- It caught while trying to get food. - But it was so cute,
and I felt so bad for it.
- So I asked my mom if I can raise it. - What did she say?
She slapped me on the back and told me to throw it out.
- He loves animals. - I couldn't kill it,
so I let it go.
- Do you eat beef and pork well? - Very much.
People who love animals often love to eat meat.
(Here's someone else that loves to eat meat.)
That's all for EXO's "Guess About Me" quiz.
Since we're making a comeback, I think we should show you our new song.
I'm sorry, but we don't listen to new songs even if EXO's grandfather played it.
- Not for nothing. - We don't care for new songs even for girl groups.
- Right. - Still, here us out.
I have an idea.
In the second class, we'll be playing a game.
- We'll preform for now. - The new song?
We'll give a performance. And then...
if we win the game, you can play it on the show.
But if we lose, you can edit it out.
What's in it for us?
If we win, they can each post something on social media...
- about "Ask Us Anything." - Right. They can promote our show.
They came promote us every Saturday for four weeks.
- Call! - Let's go! Let's go!
It's either going on the show or being promoted.
(Preparation complete.)
Have you ever gotten such a small round of applause?
This is nice.
(Will EXO's new song be aired on the show?)
Over the airing of EXO's new song,
they'll engage in a battle of psychic powers. Are you ready?
- Yes! - Good.
I am here to host your battle of psychic powers.
I am Wolverine, no Tambourine!
(Victim two is Jang Sung-gyu.)
Now, we'll have a challenge between EXO and the "Ask Us Anything" crew.
The two groups will battle...
each other in a team-relay challenge.
Now, you have to select six members to take part in the six-stage mission.
Do you know how to hula-hoop?
- I'm really good at that. - Stand here for a second.
When you yell "start," we'll begin the challenge.
If you're ready, yell "start."
- Let's do this! - Go team!
- How many are in here? - There are five.
(First mission is to find beans in a bowl of ice.)
(The second mission is to flick a water-bottle cap.)
(The third mission is to light candles with a match.)
(The fourth mission is to put out the candles with water.)
(The fifth mission is to flip a slap-match twice.)
(Mission six is to blow and keep it up for five seconds.)
(The last mission is for all team members to go through a hula-hoop.)
- There are many beans in there. - Are you ready?
- I'm ready. - Let's go.
1, 2, 3!
Start the mission!
(EXO starts their first mission.)
You don't have as much time as you think.
- That must be so cold. - It won't be easy.
- It'll take a while. - Can you do it?
Take your time.
You have to go faster, Kyung-min.
It's so cold!
He can't bear the cold.
Just think of it as a bee hive.
- He got three. - He could get them all in one go.
- There's one more. - He has four and one more to go.
- That's 30 seconds. - You spent 30 seconds.
- Done! - He overcame the ice.
He did it in one shot!
He did it in one shot.
(Now, it's time for the third mission.)
It's teleporting time.
(Satisfied)
(Lighting candles isn't as easy as it looks.)
- They're not lighting on fire. - He overcame it by teleporting.
- You have to light all of them. - Chanyeol, go!
You never threw anyone a birthday party, did you?
- These aren't good candles. - He won't have enough time.
You have nine seconds remaining.
- It'll be a cinch. - If you're going to control fire,
you have to live next to a fire station.
- Don't give up! - You have two seconds.
- One second. - This isn't going to work.
Fail!
(Time out!)
Fail!
- That startled me. - Let's go.
Fail!
You weren't able to control the water and fire.
- You did it with such little passion. - It's my turn.
- I tried this. - I'll do this one.
- I'll do the wind part. - It's easy.
Did you get water on this?
(Jang-hoon does the ice.)
- Suho got water all over this. - Hee-chul.
(Kyung-hoon does the bottle cap.)
(Hee-chul and Sang-min take the candles.)
This ttakji is not an easy one.
- It's time. - Let's go.
Once you shout out "Start," we'll begin.
- Ready. - Let's go!
- Ready. - Where's Young-chul?
- I'm here. - Set. Go.
(They begin their first try.)
- One. - One.
- The first one is easy. - Two.
- You can do it. - Isn't it too cold?
His big hands could be very advantageous.
- Three. - You hold ice very often, Jang-hoon.
It's hard because of the small size.
- He passes! - I'll take your place next.
- Light the candles. - No way.
You have to light 10 candles.
No way they're going to succeed.
- Use another match. - Jang-hoon did it at once?
- Light two candles at a time. - Light them up.
Use two matches.
- Control the fire. - Use another one.
- There you go. - That's it.
- Hold on. - Go ahead.
He did it!
(Did he put off all the candles?)
- It's still on! - You failed! Start all over again!
The candle is still on.
- Go back to the beginning again. - That candle is still on.
What happened to that one?
They were all put off at first.
You've narrowly failed.
- Hold on. EXO! - Yes.
From now and on,
- the other member can also lit up the candles together. - Okay.
- That's right. - Even three people can lit them up.
- We're ready. - Okay, let's go.
One, two, three. Start!
Okay, you've begun your first try.
- Go, Chen! - Look at him go.
- He's pretty fast. - He really is.
He's got fast hands.
He is.
You're doing great.
You've saved a lot of time.
He passes! Next is Kai...
for teleportation.
- It's a hard one. - He's going to fail.
- He fails! - Yes!
- You're back to the first step! - Kai.
How did you do it?
That must be really cold.
- It's about teamwork. - He did it.
- I did it. - He passes.
- It's your turn, Kai. - It's a hard one.
You can all join in lighting up the candles.
- It's quite hard to lit them up. - You can all help.
Everyone?
- Everyone. - Chanyeol is controlling the fire.
- Isn't it over? - The fourth mission!
Isn't it over?
Flip another one!
- There's only five seconds left! - Don't you have to flip it twice?
- No, it's just once. - One, two, three,
- Four. - four.
- Oh, no. - They've failed!
- Only after one second, he failed. - So it is possible.
That was really close.
Sehun couldn't control the wind this time.
That was close, Sehun.
- We can do it. - It was a close call.
- D.O. needs to...
sign out today.
He has to attend the movie festival.
- Yes. - It's a pre-scheduled event for him.
We'll have to let you go.
- Go, D.O.! - Good work, D.O.
Bye, D.O.
(After signing out, he's working as Actor Do Kyung-soo.)
- We're ready. - Let's get it.
- Ready. Set. Go. - Go.
Let's go!
I really want to play the ttakji.
That must be painful.
- We have to get ready. - It's 84 seconds.
- You've still got enough time. - I'm ready.
- We have to lit up the candles fast. - I did it!
- He passes! - Please.
- He passes! - This is not good for us.
Show them what they can do.
- Show them. - It's ready.
- Are you ready, Ho-dong? - You have to spray the water.
Ho-dong is controlling fire with water.
You can't do that.
What's he doing?
- He passes! - Did he really do it?
That was at once, too.
It's time to use your power.
- Flip it before you do it. - What's wrong with me?
- I thought it'd be easier. - Be more careful.
- Please. - Flip the easier one.
- Flip the easier one. - Really?
- Okay! - Yes!
Keep the tissue in the air!
- One... - Five,
four,
- three, two, - He's got it.
- He can do it. - and one! He passes!
- Start with Jang-hoon. - It's the last one.
- Hold hands together. - What do we do again?
- We need to go through the hula hoop. - You have enough time.
- Hurry. - You have 30 seconds left.
- We have enough time. - No way.
- Let's get it. - There's enough time.
- Do you want to go last? - We've got enough time.
- You let go of the hands. - You let go of the hands.
- You did. - I didn't.
- You so did. - No, I didn't.
- How did you see that? - Did you really let go of the hands?
(EXO is sure the other team failed.)
- Be quite. - Be quite.
We have decided that you're a spy.
We both let go simultaneously.
(Video inspection)
(Hee-chul and Kyung-hoon let of their hands for sure.)
(We saw it!)
Fine.
According to the video evidence, they've failed.
- Ho-dong. The way you put off the candles was a bit weird, too. - That's right.
- We said we have to spray the water. - Exactly.
Let's go!
We challenge!
We can save time with the ttakji mission.
- Look at that. - He must have no senses in his hands.
Do it carefully.
- He passes! - Let's go!
- Okay! - Yes!
That was good!
Kai's successfully teleported.
Show what you can do.
The candles are all lit.
- Yes! - Nice!
You're doing great, Suho.
- It's your turn, Sehun! - Show your power!
- Pull yourself together. - You have three chances.
- There are three chances. - Take your time.
- One. - Okay!
You have to conquer the wind now!
- One... - Five,
four,
- three, - Okay!
two, and one!
- He passes! - Gather around!
Gather around here!
The hula hoop fell to the ground.
- It touched the ground. - It did!
- There's enough time! - Hurry up!
Your body has to go through, Chanyeol!
- What are you doing? - We still have 30 seconds left.
- We have enough time. - There's still 30 seconds left.
- Carefully. - Your legs. The last one.
(Will they succeed after Baekhyun goes through the hula hoop?)
(If they do succeed, there's only one chance left for the Older Brother team.)
You have to put it over here.
- The pylon. - You failed.
- They failed! - Are you serious?
- You failed! - You can't be serious.
Thank goodness.
There was no such rule before, was there?
Baekhyun is the spy.
- You failed! - You were supposed to drop it over the pylon.
It's okay. You didn't know.
- He's the spy. - It's okay.
It's okay. You didn't know.
- Now that you know, it's fine. - I feel very bad for you.
- I really do. - You know the rule now.
It's okay.
- Don't cheat. - Ready. Set. Go.
- Good. - Let's go.
- Let's go. - Finding beans is easy now.
Whoever is working for the birthday party, please come over here.
This is for EXO.
- Welcome back, EXO. - Congratulations on your new song "Ko Ko Bop."
- That's the last one. - Please come this way.
- There. - Kyung-hoon's job can be tricky.
- Yes! - He passes!
- No way. - Let's go.
- After this stage, it's basically over. - What's taking you so long?
- We are now ready. - You can't practice.
We have to succeed this time, or else.
The candles are ready.
Did you see that?
- Show us your power, Ho-dong! - One!
Have the other side on.
It's okay. You have two chances left.
- It's your last chance! - Have the other side on!
It's your last chance.
Try to be very careful.
- Let's flip it. - You can't.
- You said we can! - Not with your hands.
Please.
(A dramatic result)
Five,
four,
three,
- two, and one. - Gather around!
- He passes! - Hurry up!
- Don't let go of the hands! - Keep holding hands!
Hold them very tightly!
There you go.
- That wasn't cheating. - That was!
- That was so cheating. - It was cheating, right?
What?
Jang-hoon has cheated!
- I was... - You can't put the hoop over him.
- Of course you can't. - You can't.
Why would you help him go through it?
That was cheating. You failed.
- It's okay, Jang-hoon. - What did he do again?
- It's okay. You didn't know. - Did you do that on purpose?
- What did you do? - It's okay. He didn't know.
- It's too hard, though. - It is.
I want to try it, too.
You should become an EXO-L.
(EXO forever.)
Didn't you see how hard I flipped the ttakji?
- I didn't meat to do that. - It was Jang-hoon's fault.
Are you all ready?
- I'm going to start. - Let's go.
- We challenge! - Go, EXO!
One,
two,
three. Only two more!
Yes, that where they are.
- He did it. - He passes.
- It looks so hard. - Kai is back.
Again, Kai.
Didn't they say Kai controls the space or something?
- We've still got time. - There's enough time.
Kai keeps failing to teleport.
- Time's passing. - I feel nauseous.
Their fans are getting sad.
Try it again.
(Kai gets another try with the help of Chen.)
You can do it.
He fails!
The viewers are changing their channels now.
- I'm okay. - One more time.
- I'll try next. - You still have enough time.
This is how D.O. would be staring at Kai.
He'd be holding a sickle.
Let's keep going.
- There you go. - He passes!
- Chanyeol's turn! - There's enough time.
- He passes! - We can do it!
You have enough time.
Try to lit them faster.
You have 26 seconds left.
- There are 25 seconds left. - You can do it.
It's impossible.
He passes!
- Only 15 seconds left! - Get ready everyone!
- Let's go! - five, four, three, and he fails!
Baekhyun!
Oh, no.
They were so separate.
He must have been really desperate. He fell quicker than the tissue.
- You did your best. - That was good.
Ready, go!
(The Older Brothers Fourth Attempt!)
(Spilling)
- Hey, that's cheating. - Wait.
But, I can't help it.
They put in so much ice that I...
(Although it feels sketchy, he passes.)
- There! - Pass!
All right. Let's go.
Nice!
- We still have 70 seconds left. - Let's go!
(Let's finish it this time!)
- We fail if I lift up this arm, right? - Yes.
I think we got them all.
- All right. - Go for it, Sang-min.
(They pass fourth step!)
Put your back into it!
You're so cool.
- Young-chul! - Do it!
- Focus! - Five,
- four, - Move!
- three, - He's so good at this.
two,
- one. - Done!
(They pass the sixth step.)
(No...)
(If they succeed, the game will end.)
Don't do anything that might cause any doubt.
Okay, I won't.
(EXO goes to watch them closely like a hawk.)
- Don't let go! - I didn't do anything.
- Don't let go. - Good.
It's going good.
What? That's suspicious.
There's 14 seconds. 13...
(There's not much time left.)
Hurry!
- Hey! - Seven!
- Don't let go! Don't! - Six, five,
- Don't let go! - four, three,
two...
(The Older Brothers fail!)
This guy pushed me!
He pushed me!
(He's busy looking for a scapegoat.)
- Hey. - How can you explain that?
How can you explain that?
- Hey. - You...
(In times like these, they have great teamwork.)
- Hey. - Look at Su-geun. Look at him.
(They're impressed by their teamwork.)
Hey! Turn off the cameras. Turn them off.
(He's completely upset.)
I was going to stand at the end,
but you took my place.
I was going to fail it. Why did you do it?
(Really? Since it's like this...)
Ko Ko Bop.
That guy's really...
You were really strange.
You were the one who strange.
He's not the problem. You are.
I wanted to win by a narrow margin.
He started this.
- I'm going to start. - Let's do it.
Ready.
(They start their fifth attempt!)
I'm the bean master, Chen.
(He can practically find them with his eyes closed.)
Chen is the master of finding beans.
He's finding them so fast.
- Done! - He's done.
Pass!
This is good.
- We got this. - Let's keep this up!
- We have to win. - Please.
- We have to win. - Let's win.
(Suho passes in one take without any mistake.)
You can do it, Sehun!
- Sehun! - You got this!
Good luck!
- One more time! - You should get ready, just in case!
- Last chance! - Who's number two? Let's get ready.
- Sehun! - Yes!
Do it!
Guys, come here!
- Five! - Please!
- Four! Three! - Please!
One! Pass!
We can do this.
(The last seventh step of the mission!)
Take it slow.
You can't use your hands.
(The members pass through it like water.)
Take it slow.
It's Sehun's...
We got this. We got this.
You have 20 seconds.
The Older Brothers have to do it too.
(The time they finish is as important as their success.)
We have to do it again anyways.
(They completed the mission.)
- We did it! - In 13 minutes!
(They made record time of 87 seconds.)
(They congratulate each other.)
Only 13 seconds? We can beat that.
EXO finished in 87 seconds.
- If you want to win, you have to do all the steps within 87 seconds. - Okay.
(Leisure)
- This is the last challenge. - Ready?
This is our last chance.
- Let's go. - Our last chance.
- Do it. - Ready...
(This is our last chance. Are you ready? Don't lose!)
(All the stupid mistakes we've made until now...)
(They were just a tactic to put you at ease.)
(Take it slow.)
(We won this. We won.)
(We'll show you our true skills.)
We can't lose.
(The Older Brothers are getting hyped up.)
(Will they be able to turn the tables?)
Ready, start!
(The Older Brothers start their last attempt!)
(Completely focused)
(The others are pacing their breaths in the next step.)
Jang-hoon is very careful.
- I was able to get two at once! - Pass!
(Kyung-hoon didn't fail, even once.)
Kyung-hoon, if you fail, we're done for.
No. We need to protect our pride. We can do this.
(It hit the "wall" and passed.)
- What? - What was that?
(It was a blessing from the Entertainment Deity.)
- That was genius. - This is much harder.
That part...
They should have a world competition for that.
Hee-chul is always partying. That's why he's good at lighting candles.
(He's focused and can't hear anything.)
- Done. - All right.
- Water. That's it. - Pass!
- Let's go! - Where's the ttakji?
- Where's the ddak-ji? - It's not here!
(Giggling)
Stop wasting time!
(He passed in one round.)
- We have plenty of time. - We do.
(The wind fairy Young-chul is the hidden ace.)
Three, two, one...
Pass!
- You have 45 seconds left. - We passed.
We don't have time to waste. We don't!
We don't have time.
(They have 30 seconds left if they want to break EXO's record.)
(If the Older Brothers succeed, EXO won't be showing their new song.)
(What will be the final outcome?)
(They finished the sixth step of the mission.)
(All that's left is the final mission.)
We don't have time to waste. We don't.
(If they have more than 13 seconds left, they'll win.)
Check to see if they're using their hands.
There's no time.
Why can't you do this like me?
(No way...)
(Ho-dong passes through the hoop.)
You have 28 seconds left.
(Sang-min passes through the hoop.)
The last step...
(They were able to turn the tables!)
- We won. - We did it.
(What? How is this possible?)
(The Older Brothers got hyped up at the last minute.)
- We did it. - I can't believe we did this.
I told you we could do it.
(They still can't believe they were able to pull it off.)
EXO finished in 87 seconds. The Older Brothers finished in 79 seconds.
The Older Brothers win!
(They acknowledge their win.)
With this,
we won't be seeing your new song.
Wait. But...
we were able to have our wishes granted before.
You mean the social media site?
My wish is for Older Brothers to...
I mean EXO to show us their new song.
- That's what I think. If you want to watch, come here. - I want to watch.
Winning is winning.
(But a new song is a new song...)
We all want to watch it.
(We love you, EXO-L.)
What? What?
Your new song. Was it Ko Ko Bop?
Let's go, EXO!
Your new song will be on replay.
(The legendary figure of high school...)
(came to write a new story at Older Brother School.)
(The leader, Lee Jong-hyuk.)
(Who's the jerk that threw milk at me?)
(They stopped serving milk here ages ago.)
(Want me to show you my punch?)
(Move it, pig.)
(Want to take this to the roof?)
(And finally, the truth of the milk incident is revealed.)
(The giant took in a lot of calcium.)
(Then, let's do what Jong-hyuk wants to do.)
(Even the leader is weak when it comes to the tteokbokki lady.)
(An unusual exchange student...)
(Are you laughing?)
(Whimpers)
(Move your arms away from the desk.)
(The two tigers clash with each other.)
(He almost got kicked out of Running High.)
(Because of someone here...)
(Be careful you don't get a one-sided notice on your way back home.)
(The younger siblings support his attack on Ho-dong.)
(Open your eyes while you talk, jerk!)
(You're worried your new song will be overpowered by "Ring"?)
(I can really overpower you and bury you in the ground.)
(The Commander and the Strong One finally fights head to head.)
(The match of the century...)
(Who will be the strongest when it comes to strength?)
(Ask Us Anything, Don't miss us at Saturday, 8:55pm.)
(There were news about Jong-kook.)
(I quit without hesitation.)
(We know.)
(I was trying to be funny, but why are you being so serious?)
("Ko Ko Bop" by EXO)
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